@lawblob: McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun
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@NoTheOtherJohn: [Inside Trojan Horse] OTHER GREEKS: *fearful/anxious silence* ME: This is my first sleepover
@MelvinofYork: I just told my boss that "STFU" stands for "Sincere Thanks For Understanding" and it's REALLY important that none of you tell him otherwise
@DaddyJew: Thank you autocorrect for changing "we met in person" to "we met in prison". This is going to be a wonderful family dinner. I can just feel it.