@lawblob: McDonalds actually does serve breakfast after 10:30 if u have a gun
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@jonnysun: if u watch thamksgiving backwards its about a angry family yeling at each other then the uncle says something racist and everyone calms down
@RegularFred: Woman: [blushing] I was told there wasn't a single werewolf left in the world. Werewolf: there isn't. I'm married.
@Mekellie: As I see it, the act of lovemaking should be sacred, caring, and worth the 200 bucks I charge for it.
@thejamietighe: *turns off life support* *waits* *turns it back on* Me: How's she now? Him: Are you sure you're a doctor? Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.