@Gen22: McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on.
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@myles_morrison: Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered.
@UncleDuke1969: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?" "No." "Why not, sir?" "Because, it would make my rabbi sad."