@Gen22: McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on.
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@blacksab67: Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye is like Sarah Palin being on a climate change panel with Bill Nye.
@TheBoydP: My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me.
@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it