@KhrisWarhol: McDonalds can't extend their breakfast hours because at 10:01am, the eggs become self aware.
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@WigCannon: What if the missing plane is still up there? "What?" Did you check the sky? "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.
@stephenjmolloy: [Job interview] "You list communication as a strength" Yes "Care to elaborate?" No
@1CarParade: If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!
@garrettbarry70: I have a CW who can't input data into a spreadsheet without whispering each number so don't tell me about your day.