@UnethicalGnius: McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold
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@OctopusCaveman: [Starbucks] Me: I'll have a grande vanilla latte. Barista: Soy milk? Me: Hola Milk. Una gran latte de vainilla por favor.