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@Robert_Beau: Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and
she hit the windshield!
911: How's her head?
Me: Her sister's better.

Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and 
       she hit the windshield!
911: How’s her head?
Me: Her sister’s better.

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