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@Love_bug1016: Me: Alexa, why can’t I ever get a guy to stick around?

Alexa: *shows a montage of me staring at my phone since 2010.

Me: Alexa, why can’t I ever get a guy to stick around? 

Alexa: *shows a montage of me staring at my phone since 2010.

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