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@SondraDeeMe: ME: All my life I've been judged. Quit doing drugs! Don't sleep around!

JUDGE: We have the murder weapon.

ME: Again, with the judging.

ME: All my life I’ve been judged. Quit doing drugs! Don’t sleep around!

JUDGE: We have the murder weapon.

ME: Again, with the judging.

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