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@Reverend_Scott: Me: "...american cheese, toasted."

Her: "What kind of cheese?"

Me: "American..."

Her: "Want it toasted?"

Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Me: “…american cheese, toasted.”

Her: “What kind of cheese?”

Me: “American…”

Her: “Want it toasted?”

Me: “I’ll just make it myself.”