@brynnester: Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission*
Her: And so you're back
Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime?
Her: From outer space
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@JJSummertime: It is snowing perfect snowball packing snow right now, so I was wondering if anyone would like to walk slowly past my house?
@DurtMcHurtt: When I die, I hope I have enough time to point at a complete stranger and whisper "you did this."
@Chalu_Chokra: Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.
@JeannieG40: Relationship status: Sitting in Home Depot parking lot, car hood open, and asking men if they can jump me.
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