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@brynnester: Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission*
Her: And so you're back
Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime?
Her: From outer space

Me, an Astronaut: *home from mission* Her: And so you’re back Me: Do we have to do the Gloria Gaynor thing everytime? Her: From outer space
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