@myconfusedface: Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?
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@DouchyDocLove: Wife just changed her Facebook status to "It's complicated." Better go see what she wants.
@Cheeseboy22: Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
@sarcasticmommy4: One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol.
@Iwriteforcats: Pharmacies could save a lot of hassle and just have customers walk through a denim detector to see if they're cooking meth.