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@CulturedRuffian: Me: And I would do anything for love.

Her: Put your phone down.

Me: But I won't do that.

Her: You said anything.

Me: No I won't do that.

Me: And I would do anything for love.

Her: Put your phone down.

Me: But I won’t do that.

Her: You said anything.

Me: No I won’t do that.

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