@jake_lach: Me and my lover, sitting in a tree A-R-G-U-I-N-G
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@SteveSuckington: Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat
@thatdutchperson: I bet the hardest part of being a server is having to wait until people's mouths are full before asking them how the food is.