@jake_lach: Me and my lover, sitting in a tree A-R-G-U-I-N-G
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@DJRotaryRachel: A miracle birth, then resurrection. Accept Frosty the Snowman as your personal savior.
@ArfMeasures: CROCODILE: Your shoes are gross ME [looks down at my green crocs] uh yeah. They're horrible CROCODILE: Have they got a name? ME: what CROCODILE: What do you call them? ME: uh CROCODILE: SAY IT
@nopoweradeinusa: parties in 2004: I hope I don't get drunk and tell mindy I like her parties in 2017: I hope this beer company doesn't support genocide