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@Terdoh: Me: And what do you do if I tell you I'm having a heart attack?

Siri: I clear your browser history.

Me: That's right darling.

Me: And what do you do if I tell you I’m having a heart attack?

Siri: I clear your browser history. 

Me: That’s right darling.

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