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@shkeeber: Me: *applies temporary tattoos*

Mom: Unicorn tats?

Me: I'm in a gang.

Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank?

Me: You just made a powerful enemy.

Me: *applies temporary tattoos*

Mom: Unicorn tats?

Me: I’m in a gang.

Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank?

Me: You just made a powerful enemy.

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