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@AristotlesNZ: Me: Are these your kids?
Boss: "Yep"
They're gorgeous!
"Thanks"
Step kids?
"Nope"
Adopted?
"No.."
..
".."
She's cheating on you..
"Get out"

Me: Are these your kids?
Boss: “Yep”
They’re gorgeous!
“Thanks”
Step kids?
“Nope”
Adopted?
“No..”
..
“..”
She’s cheating on you..
“Get out”

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