@brynnester: [Me as a getaway driver] Ok before we set off does anyone need the toilet?
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@CanadianCyn: Today is my 18th wedding anniversary. If my husband doesn't give me a divorce as a gift I'm telling his girlfriend.
@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
@charmfoz: The best things in life are free. Unless it's herpes. Stay away from people who want to give you free herpes.