@brynnester: [Me as a getaway driver] Ok before we set off does anyone need the toilet?
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@junejuly12: Me: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. A big one. Priest: Murder, my child? Me: Worse. Pronounced the ‘t’ in often. Priest: *gasp*