@truegritrumble: ME: *as a surgeon* What's the worst that could happen? Your nose buzzes & we put all the pieces back & start over...Where are you going?
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@LADaddy: There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I bet the reason Kim Kardashian hasn't named her baby is because she doesn't know she's supposed to.
@SergioValenCo: Don't scream. I came to your house because you never responded to my DMs. Are you OK?