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@BritXNic: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother.

@bananagrvyrd: So apparently you're supposed to change the lint filter in the dryer more than once a year firemen are hot

@XplodingUnicorn: Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches.

@AthenaMystique: Apparently UFC is not Ultimate Fried Chicken and now I'm even hungrier watching huge greased up men touch each other inappropriately.