@Girly_Pictures: Me as a thief
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@wickedsuga: I say tomato. You say tomahto. Then I whip out my Webster's dictionary and show you how you pronounced it wrong.
@dooce: A few weeks ago I mentioned toilet paper in a tweet and got toilet paper in the mail. So, here goes: dragons.
@INDlAN_: [phone call with ex] Me: you want to hang out tonight? Ex: sure. When & where? Me: no, we’re not going. It’s enough just to know you would.
@DontFollowDave: Zelda is the name of the PRINCESS, the guy in green who saves her is named Luigi, idiots.