@Marcmywords2: Ok guys, if anyone asks about what happened to this gallon of ice cream, I was mugged by a family of 8.

@jenlaw_11: Be careful of what you say online because future employers might see it and will probably want to start hanging out with you

@AnniemuMary: The past two Fridays after school I have seen the same group of teens walking home with a store cake and I would like to know how I get in on this Friday cake club.

@curlymalloy: Those stupid stress balls don't work!!!... I just ate one, and it got stuck in my throat... And now, I'm more stressed than before!!!

@ilovepie84: Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort.