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@davidkenny100: Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie:
"Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days"
"Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days"

Me as the astronaut in that Martian movie:
“Day 1 I have enough food to last 459 days”
“Day 2 I now have enough food to last 170 days”

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