@CapoeiraPanda: No one girl should have all that power. 😂

@Andrea__B__: So I think we have pretty much covered what to do if life gives you lemons

@david8hughes: [steps off crosstrainer] "Hey girl [out of breath, hands on knee] you like f-fitness? Cos I'm fitn--" "Shall I call an ambulance?" "Please."

@Ellierocks2013: Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people.we haven't met yet.

@BuckyIsotope: [on first date] Yes I'll have the- *whispers to waiter* I don't speak French *points at menu* "The French toast, sir?" Yeah. 6 of those.