@AZHORSEMOM77: *Me at a fitness consult
Trainer: you need to cut way back on carbs
Me: what am I supposed to melt my cheese on?
Trainer:
Me : where are you going?
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@Schmoodles: Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor.
@GoodZiIIa: waitress: can i get you some coffee [remembering a friend telling me when a girl invites you for coffee she wants to get to know you] me: back away harlot
@_NTFG_: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years
@SufficientCharm: I told him I like a big vocabulary and now he won't stop using 72pt font.
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