@icyizzi: If you are looking for a relationship without all the baggage I suggest a layover.

@jordan_stratton: Gotta love those girls in department stores wearing lab coats--taking time away from their experiments to help women out with their makeup.

@AmandaEeeek: I just want someone to make me feel like I did the first time I figured out a special move in Mortal Kombat.

@vladchoc: Your first instinct is gonna to be to spell “leopard” and “deaf” correctly. You’re going to want to resist that. – Best band manager ever.

@BetteMidler: Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we’re all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his.