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@UnicornSyrup: Me at age 5 "I wish I had a $1"

Me at age 10 "I wish I had $100"

Me at age 17 "I wish I had $1,000,000"

Me at age 26 "I wish I had $1"

Me at age 5 “I wish I had a $1”

Me at age 10 “I wish I had $100” 

Me at age 17 “I wish I had $1,000,000” 

Me at age 26 “I wish I had $1”

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