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@toastymoe: Me, at food counter: Those bacon burger sliders look delicious, 3 please .
Her: Sir, those are calves and piglets & this is a petting zoo!

Me, at food counter: Those bacon burger sliders look delicious, 3 please . 
Her: Sir, those are calves and piglets & this is a petting zoo!

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