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@AtticusFinch79: Me: Babe, can you zip this for me?

Him: That's an inflatable sumo suit.

Me: I'm flying United today.

Him: Don't forget your helmet.

Me: Babe, can you zip this for me? 

Him: That’s an inflatable sumo suit. 

Me: I’m flying United today. 

Him: Don’t forget your helmet.

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