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@Sal0630: Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath

Her: Ah I can't wait to take it

*hands her paper*

Me: I used your eyeliner pencil

Me: Baby I know you had a long day so I drew you a bath

Her: Ah I can’t wait to take it

*hands her paper*

Me: I used your eyeliner pencil

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