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@SuperApple8: Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer.

Him: Mom, I'm doing my homework.

Me: *claps* Star!

Him: I hate Twitter.

Me: *belch* blocked.

Me: BARTENDER! Bring me another beer.

Him: Mom, I’m doing my homework.

Me: *claps* Star!

Him: I hate Twitter.

Me: *belch* blocked.

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