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@AbrasiveGhost: [Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies]

"Oh peas no!"

[WHAP]

"Why u bean like this?"

[SMACK]

"Don't u carrot all?"

[CRACK]

[Me being beaten to death w/ can of frozen veggies]

“Oh peas no!”

[WHAP]

“Why u bean like this?”

[SMACK]

“Don’t u carrot all?”

[CRACK]

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