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@FreshClemonade: Me: "Bond."
*lowers sunglasses*
"James Bond."

Cashier: "You've been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?"

Me: “Bond.”
*lowers sunglasses*
“James Bond.”

Cashier: “You’ve been doing that for 35 minutes. Are you going to buy the sunglasses or not?”

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