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@Pro_Jones_: Me: Boss our sales are really going updog.

Boss: You mean up?

Me: No, updog.

Boss: What's updog?

Me: Not our sales. We're bankrupt.

Me: Boss our sales are really going updog.

Boss: You mean up?

Me: No, updog.

Boss: What’s updog?

Me: Not our sales. We’re bankrupt.

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