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@Mindless4Miles: Me: "Breath mint?"

Her: "Sure."

M: "Don't mean to offend."

H: "None taken."

M: "Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?"

Me: “Breath mint?”

Her: “Sure.”

M: “Don’t mean to offend.”

H: “None taken.”

M: “Great. Good to hear. Care for a push up bra?”

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