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@joejwest: ME: [bumps man]
MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry
ME: No
MAN: Then I'll see you in court
ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't

ME: [bumps man]
MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry
ME: No
MAN: Then I’ll see you in court
ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won’t

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