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@jabba_jabba_jaw: Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go?

God: That's when you were dating that psycho. I wasn't sticking around for that.

Me: But God, where did the second set of footprints go? 

God: That’s when you were dating that psycho. I wasn’t sticking around for that.

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