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@IrishVin: Me: Can I buy that chandelier?

Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself?

Me: No, I'm hanging it from the ceiling.

Me: Can I buy that chandelier?

Store guy: Of course. Are you putting it up yourself?

Me: No, I’m hanging it from the ceiling.

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