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@theguydf: Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I don't drink.
Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?

Me: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I don’t drink.
Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?

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