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@stephenjmolloy: Me: "Can I buy you a drink?"
Her: "I have a boyfriend."
Me to barman: "A beer for me and a 'I have a boyfriend' for the lady."

Me: “Can I buy you a drink?”
Her: “I have a boyfriend.”
Me to barman: “A beer for me and a ‘I have a boyfriend’ for the lady.”

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