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@LindaInDisguise: Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce?

Him: Usually it's me asking you that.

13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Me: Can I dip my breadstick in your Alfredo sauce?

Him: Usually it’s me asking you that. 

13YO: SHUT UP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

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