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@sonictyrant: Me: can i get that last tub of frozen cow juice ?

Sales assistant: oh ha ha, thats ben and jerry's

Me: *Leans in and slides a 50 over the counter* i wont tell em if you dont

Me: can i get that last tub of frozen cow juice ?

Sales assistant: oh ha ha, thats ben and jerry’s 

Me: *Leans in and slides a 50 over the counter* i wont tell em if you dont

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