@slimmy_shady: Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender.
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@decentbirthday: cop: way to go, mystery inc., you've caught yet another monster shaggy: no problem cop: lets celebrate by eating those brownies we saw in the mystery machine shaggy: haha lets not do that
@rebrafsim: Sensei: you have learned much, my child Nonsensei: flamingos are extremely inconsiderate
@oxygenplug: Can't wait for the release of Jurassic Park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
@bobbiejo448: Every time I use <3 in an @ to someone, I can't help but think, "Please accept this carrot with balls as a token of how much I heart you."