@slimmy_shady: Me: Can I get you a drink? Her: I have a boyfriend. Me: Lady, I'm the bartender.
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@EndhooS: [Troy in the olden times] "WTF is that?" A wooden horse "It's not full of soldiers is it?" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK
@CloydRivers: Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica.
@BlindChow: "You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!" But we're in love! "It is forbidden!" *whale elopes with submarine*