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@WookieInMyPants: Me: Can I leave early?

Boss: Why?

Me: Death

Boss: Who died?

Me: No one yet

Boss:

Me:

Boss: Get out

Me: Can I leave early?

Boss: Why?

Me: Death

Boss: Who died?

Me: No one yet

Boss:

Me: 

Boss: Get out

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