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@Inconsteveable: Me: "Can I leave work half an hour early?"

Boss: "Only if you make up the time."

"OK. It's 35 past 50."

Boss: "Just go.."

Me: “Can I leave work half an hour early?”

Boss: “Only if you make up the time.”

“OK. It’s 35 past 50.”

Boss: “Just go..”

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