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@ComedicBust: Me: Can I please sleep?

Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again.

Me: But I hate that song!

Brain: I don't give a shit!

Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5...

Me: Can I please sleep?

Brain: No. Now sing Mambo #5 again. 

Me: But I hate that song!

Brain: I don’t give a shit!

Me: 1, 2, 3-4-5…

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