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@TySmithdrums: Me: "Can I see the baby?"

Sister: "Yes, but only if she's awake."

Me, through a megaphone: "NOT A PROBLEM."

Me: “Can I see the baby?”

Sister: “Yes, but only if she’s awake.”

Me, through a megaphone: “NOT A PROBLEM.”

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