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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Me: Can't wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children.
Coworker: I love Halloween.
Me: I meant after work today.

Me: Can’t wait to sit on my front porch with my black cat and frighten children. 
Coworker: I love Halloween.
Me: I meant after work today.

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