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@lazerdoov: Me: check out this new gadget. It carbonates anything!

Friend: cool

Me: yeah even blood

Friend: um I gotta go

Me: lol no you're staying

Me: check out this new gadget. It carbonates anything! 

Friend: cool

Me: yeah even blood

Friend: um I gotta go

Me: lol no you’re staying

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