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@ArfMeasures: Me *checking restaurant bill* we'll split this

Her: What, really?

Me: It's fairer

Her: But I didn't have wine

Me: You had dessert though

Her: I am 6 years old

Me: Get your money out

Me *checking restaurant bill* we’ll split this

Her: What, really?

Me: It’s fairer

Her: But I didn’t have wine

Me: You had dessert though

Her: I am 6 years old

Me: Get your money out

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