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@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don't you want to be a superhero?

5-year-old: I'll just be a bad guy.

Me: Cleaning up is a superpower. Don’t you want to be a superhero?

5-year-old: I’ll just be a bad guy.

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