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@UncleDuke1969: Me: C'mon.
Dog: No.
Me: Let's go.
Dog: No.
Me: Please?
Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?
Me: It's just rain.
Dog: I already pooped in your shoe.

Me: C’mon.
Dog: No.
Me: Let’s go.
Dog: No.
Me: Please?
Dog: YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!?
Me: It’s just rain.
Dog: I already pooped in your shoe.

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