@AngryRaccoon2: A Roomba, but to shave my legs.
@AndrewNadeau0: {God Creating Humans}
Shave that monkey and make it complain about everything.
@StarksWeek: Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over
@katiefzack: I dress like a murderer when I walk through the sketchy park outside my dorm so murderers will be like "Oh she's cool she's one of us."
@stevevsninjas: Take it from me; I have reverse kleptomania.
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