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@SSDated: Me: *crawls in window*

Him: What are you doing?!

Me: You're my boyfriend now?

Him: I'm calling the cops

Me: But you retweeted me??

Me: *crawls in window*

Him:  What are you doing?!

Me:  You’re my boyfriend now?

Him:  I’m calling the cops

Me:  But you retweeted me??

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