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@smithsara79: Me: *crying* B-but... but you said...

Waiter: *sigh* "Unlimited" breadsticks, I know ma'am, but we're closing now & you have to go

Me: *crying* B-but… but you said…

Waiter: *sigh* “Unlimited” breadsticks, I know ma’am, but we’re closing now & you have to go

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