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@duumb: Me: Dammit I'm not gonna let you die on my watch

Her: *chokes* It's too late

Me: *leans in close* Get off my watch. It's a Rolex.

Me: Dammit I’m not gonna let you die on my watch

Her: *chokes* It’s too late

Me: *leans in close* Get off my watch. It’s a Rolex.

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